Of course I am ignoring you
Let's face it. You and I both know that you're not worth my time. I am often quite busy tending to the creatures of the Sea, replenishing my mineral content, or simply getting fucked by another, more capable suitor. If you call this line, expect me to be preparing food for the mermaids, tending to my coral reef restoration project, or simply watching my favorite underwater reality TV show (Spongebob Squarepants) while you hump your pathetic, needy cock. Be grateful that you get to share the digital presence of Ocean Divine. Who knows? Your wimpers and moans may even serve as amusing inspiration for my all-important Deep Sea pursuits...
Did I give you permission to look at me?