I try to believe it's not your fault
That's right. I try to believe that it's not your fault your dick is that small. That it doesn't work. That you can't even keep it up. It's just so HARD though. Oh, was that a bad joke? Too soon? Oh well, who am I kidding? You already know you could never satisfy someone. That's why you come here to pay for it. Honesty is the best policy, right? SO I'm here to tell you all of the things you already know about your pathetic, miniscule dick, and maybe if you're lucky, if you have more than just dust in there, I'll even let you jerk it off without laughing at you. Though, I really shouldn't promise that I won't laugh at you. I can't help it! So call me so at least someone will play with that pathetic tiny thing today! I'll even watch YOU on camera if you need to try to prove it's bigger than it seems. Xoxo, Faery
I don't have any reviews yet.
Contrary to popular belief, your tiny dick isn't ACTUALLY your fault.....but it DEFINITELY isn't mine. lol
Hey everyone! Heading out of town until Saturday or Sunday. Will be limited during this time! ♥ Fae
Everyone thinks tiny dicks are pathetic and gross but I think they are kind of fun. I love teasing and tiny dicks are so EASY!
Hey everyone! Off until Saturday but I will have my phone. Feel free to text me. :-)
