All a POS Pervert Like You Needs is Proximity to a Beautiful Woman to Jerk His Meat To
TLDR: MAKE SURE YOUR UGLY ASS SENDS ME A BIG BONUS YOU LOSER PRICK PUMPER.
Don't be surprised if I answer the phone "WHAT!?", scoff, and nothing else. If you're lucky I might call my friend over while we laugh at you in disgust. What a fucking weirdo...
Get ignored while I'm driving around singing fuck a fuck boy song lyrics, brushing my teeth, out at a party, talking on the phone to someone else way more interesting than you, using the toilet, doing my makeup, blowdrying and flatironing my hair, or cooking a meal.
Whatever I'm doing I will not be paying you any mind at fucking all. You're a pathetic perve just beating your meat to me not giving a damn about you and your pathetic dick-jacking loser-ass.
If dick-tugging was an Olympic sport, you'd get the gold metal and STILL, nobody would give a flying fuck.
Idc if you're moaning, crying, or cuming. Just know you are repulsive and I really don't give a fuck about you trying to get a rise out of me. Sometimes I can’t help but talk shit to humiliate you and distract you from your sycophantic solo stimulation, but for the most part you will be IGNORED!! Ya dumb bitch.