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The Thinking Man's Slut

Hi sapiosexuals! I'm an open-minded, filthy cougar, a bisexual switch with big tits, a big ass, a big mouth, and a big brain. I am passionate and kind, overeducated and underemployed. I firmly believe that the brain is the largest sex organ, and I'd like to establish longer-term relationships with clients who excite me as much as I excite them. If you can, please send me a message and tell me a little about your likes and wants before calling. I've found that chemistry in sexual phone conversations is as elusive as any form of chemistry, but communication goes a long way toward remedying that. I take this job seriously and I want to please. I welcome constructive feedback, as I want to get things just right for you. I am here for men who appreciate good conversation as much as they appreciate good fucking--guys who are open, creative, and uninhibited. I can do a quickie, but if you're the kind of guy who likes to take a little time and get to know the person you're talking to, you may find me a better match. I am into so many things that it's hard to list them all; a huge part of what turns me on is turning you on. I adore being sensually dominant (findom, body worship, cockteasing, feminization/CD, orgasm control) but am also quite fond of being submissive. I love GFE, threesomes/gangbangs, true stories and confessions, sucking cock, eating pussy, assplay, and fetishes related to makeup, fashion, shoes, nails, and anything else pink, sparkly, and girly. I love everything about sex, physical or metaphysical. I can do anything for you, please don't hesitate to ask. Your pleasure is my pleasure. Limits: Racism, toilet play, gore, extreme violence. All discussions presumed to be strictly fantasy.

GenderFemale

OrientationBisexual

LocationCA, US

EthnicityCaucasian

BodyCurvy

Eye ColorBrown

Hair ColorOther

BustDD cup size

My Scorecard

Average Call Rating:4.97 out of 5

Answered Calls:100%

Answered Messages:79%

Favorited By:373 Members

Personality Score:9.79 out of 10

Most Common Call Reasons:No Data to Show at this time

A call with me is frequently described as:Accommodating, Imaginative, Emotional & Enlightening

Callers often describe me as:Caring, Clever, Aggressive & Creative

My most mentioned special talent is:Age role play, Character role play, Especially alluring voice & Fantasy role play

My Recent Reviews

ShameMe

She always makes me come so hard!!!

2023-07-18 16:02:02

tunaboat15

Omg!

2023-07-02 02:15:37

kurt1234

Very accommodating and easy to talk too. Very recommended.

2023-06-29 01:15:00

ShameMe

always amazing!!!

2023-06-04 17:36:39

segen

wow-----really wonderful!

2023-05-27 20:45:39

My Recent Posts

ALSO AVAILABLE TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT WTF JUST HAPPENED ON GAME OF THRONES HOLY SHIT

I promised Rob that I'd tell y'all how much I love being stuffed full of his 11 inch monster! :)

TBH, I hope you DO call around midnight west coast time, because I don't wanna be alone, myself! Give me a NYE kiss baby! <3

Happy New Year, east coast friends! You'll be counting down in abt 30 min, and I'll be on all NYE if you don't wanna be alone!

My Store

$28.00 (15.2mb) Meeting in the Hotel Bar I meet you at a bar and we head right to my room to suck and fuck all night long.

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