A real person to talk to and probably cheaper than a counselor and you get to cum if you want
Are you feeling lonely? Depressed? Like no one understands you? Or like even if someone did understand you, they probably wouldn't care? Look, these are weird times. I get it. I spend most of my time alone and I'm going through some weirdness myself. I'd be delighted to have your company. Hopefully we can talk through whatever it is that's been sticking in your mind and maybe I can help you feel a little less alone. No judgement, just companionship.

Do your part to save the environment by getting your smut from real human beings.

Beloveds: I did my makeup specifically to log in and take video calls... don't make me regret it!

I'm back, and I have missed you SO MUCH!

I'll be out of town for a few days... so make sure to catch me tonight!